♫[Smelly Cat]♫

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody.

Smelly cat, smelly cat


It’s not your fault.

They won’t take you to the vet.


You’re obviously not their favorite pet.


It may not be a bed of roses.


And you’re no friend to those with noses.

Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry.